"You need 5 gallons of WHAT?"

The script calls for lots and lots of slippery lube type substances for one particular scene. I don't want to spoil the fun, but it will be gross for the actors. Our lovely co-producer Erin works with a lot of suppliers of stuff for business, and this conversation occurred earlier today:

Erin: i should call a buyer and be like "yeah i need some ky jelly in a 5 gallon pail, what is my cost?" all serious
Jen: DO IT
Erin: bout to, hold on...
Jen: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jen: amazing.
Erin: hahahahahahahhahahaha just silence for a second
Erin: then he was like "are you serious"
Erin: i said "yeah i have a customer big in to the porn industry"
Erin: he laughed and hung up on me
Erin: hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Only in the movie industry do things like this occur.